I would really, really, really, really like to go to one of these shows.

April
20 Toronto, ONT Phoenix Theatre (18+)
22 New York, NY Irving Plaza
24 Boston, MA Paradise Rock Club
27 Washington, DC 9:30 Club
30 Chicago, IL Cabaret Metro

May
04 Seattle, WA Showbox Theatre
07 San Francisco, CA Grand Ballroom
08 Los Angeles, CA El Rey Theatre